Retirement Home Reveler Pillows

"I won! I won! I finally won $10 at bingo! I hope success doesn't change me too much."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Vitruvian Manatee

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

When I make it, I like to see it.

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

The ghost of christmas regifting

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"