Regift Reveler Mugs

The ghost of christmas regifting

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I say we move on to dessert."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Another round?"

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Vitruvian Manatee

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Christmas with Cats

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

My own museum.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Happy New Year!'

Building getting a new coat fitted

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

Happy Hour at Harry's