Bonus Reveler Mugs

'Now that you've had an hour to enjoy your bonus, when are we going to spend it?'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Vitruvian Manatee

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

Football fan

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

When I make it, I like to see it.

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

My own museum.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

What's a CEO's motivation?

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'