Reckoning Reveler Mugs

A dishevelled man holds up his hand

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Vitruvian Manatee

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

My own museum.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

The ghost of christmas regifting

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Early Photobomb

Crumhorn

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

No Smoking in the Castle