Reckoning Reveler Gifts

A dishevelled man holds up his hand

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

Vitruvian Manatee

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

My own museum.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Happy Hour at Harry's

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Early Photobomb

Crumhorn

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

No Smoking in the Castle