Recess Reveler Gifts

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Theorbo

'Court's in recess!'

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

You're the olive in my martini

Playground Pipe Dreams

"I say we move on to dessert."

Office Park

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

I miss recess!

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Jenga!!!

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

When I make it, I like to see it.

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

Bell ringer.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'It's an old football injury.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

The ghost of christmas regifting

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

I think we're alone now!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Happy Hour at Harry's