Recess Lover Gifts

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'In school your favourite subject was 'recess'. You might make a good congressman.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Court's in recess!'

"The overthinker"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Lounging by the pool

Fossil record player.

Horn of Leftovers

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Colonial Larrysburg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Office Park

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Groovy Baby

I miss recess!

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Young Elvis

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."