Recess Revivalist Gifts

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Court's in recess!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Playground Pipe Dreams

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Office Park

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

I miss recess!

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Recession

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Brick and Mortar

'He's a square!'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

US Dollar weakens.

"Goodbye cruel world."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Michelangelo's David

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."