Retro Revivalist Gifts

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'

'I said, how do you send a text with this thing?'

Starbucks goes downscale: drinks for the post-venti-latte economy

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'And this little e-mail went 'Re: Re: Re;' all across the subject line.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Grass Under Concrete

"It's that scratch music."

"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

"Just think your message being carried by the latest technology..."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

Pasta of the Eighties

Y2K

Nostalgia

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

'When did you die. . . '60s?'

'Wow! This style of writing went out back in the seventies!'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

Antiques Roadshow - "When you hear the valuation.. "

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I found this sales plan from 1977. Maybe I can dust it off and substitute it for the current one."

'Change? We're not against change. . . Change everything back to how it used to be!'

'A flip chart presentation? How quaint.'

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

Solar Flares

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

"We're working our way up to 1G."