Retro Revivalist Gifts

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'I said, how do you send a text with this thing?'

'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'

Starbucks goes downscale: drinks for the post-venti-latte economy

Grass Under Concrete

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'And this little e-mail went 'Re: Re: Re;' all across the subject line.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"It's that scratch music."

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

"Just think your message being carried by the latest technology..."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Pasta of the Eighties

Nostalgia

Solar Flares

'Wow! This style of writing went out back in the seventies!'

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

'When did you die. . . '60s?'

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Y2K

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'

'A flip chart presentation? How quaint.'

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

"I found this sales plan from 1977. Maybe I can dust it off and substitute it for the current one."

Mick Jagger.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Antiques Roadshow - "When you hear the valuation.. "

'Change? We're not against change. . . Change everything back to how it used to be!'