Retro Revivalists Gifts

Innovate or die.

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

Dancing.

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

Free love

If you're calling from a touch tone phone, press "1." If you're calling from a rotary dial phone, are you aware that touch tone phones have been around since November 18, 1963? Just sayin'.

"How marvellous to meet some other people stuck in the 1920's."

How Gary got his groove back.

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

"I remember when you could order a cup of coffee in two or three words."

"'Dancing Queen' MY WOTSIT! Fiddle with your own cassette!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

'He's a square!'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."