Retro Rebels Gifts

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

'We have to get them out more.'

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Queen of Upcycling!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

You had me at vintage.

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'He's a square!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

How Gary got his groove back.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Old songs made new

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'