Retro Rebels Gifts

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

'We have to get them out more.'

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Queen of Upcycling!

You had me at vintage.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Old songs made new

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Hipster Police Department

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'