Recession Rebels Gifts

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Recession

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The Choice is Obvious

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

US Dollar weakens.

Squeezing a tight budget...

"Goodbye cruel world."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"I need the saw again."

'We have to get them out more.'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry.

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.'

Businessmen looking at a green shoot.

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'