Rural Rebels Gifts

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

I've turned to the darkside!

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I really got used to working from home."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

The Choice is Obvious

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Driverless Car

'We have to get them out more.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Bike Lane

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"He shows enormous potential."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

Bassoonist cherub.

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

Angry driver

No Parking in Firelane.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

Speed camera: 'Police fund-raiser, please increase your speed now.'