Rural Rebels Gifts

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

I've turned to the darkside!

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I really got used to working from home."

The Choice is Obvious

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Driverless Car

'We have to get them out more.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Bike Lane

"He shows enormous potential."

Rush Limbaugh

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

Bassoonist cherub.

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

No Parking in Firelane.

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???