Suburban Rebel Gifts

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"I gotta be me!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Rugby Player

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

I've turned to the darkside!

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

"It ran amok."

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

"You're not from around here, are you?"

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

The Courier Out of hell

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

Ploughing your own furrow

Beware Of The Hog...

"I'm claiming diminished responsibilities."

'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'

"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."

Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!