Social Rebel Gifts

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I gotta be me!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

The Choice is Obvious

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"I beg to differ."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

I left my mark on policies and programs.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

BLESS YOU

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Chess bowling.

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Freddie and dad playing in park. Dad wants to go home. Freddie says, Better not forget my bike, and better not forget myself!

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

Resistance.

WC.

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Adam and Adam

God Rules OK.

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

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"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."