Societal Rebels Gifts

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Choice is Obvious

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"I beg to differ."

'We have to get them out more.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

Unauthorised Personnel

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

WC.

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

"You and your mood swings"

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

'To have and to hold...'

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

Weapons of mass lactation

'Saint Peter wants to borrow a lawyer.'