Societal Rebel Gifts

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

"I beg to differ."

Life is About Learning

I'd never dye my hair! Too many un-eco chemicals. Agreed! Plus, it's a capitulation to society's sick emphasis on female looks. So true. The only thing that lightens my hair is the sun! Mine too!

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'This is not about original sin. It's a simple case of an individual at odds with society.'

"It's important to be authentic"

"I gotta be me!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Choice is Obvious

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Brain versus Religion.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

WC.

Unauthorised Personnel

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

'To have and to hold...'

"You and your mood swings"

Then: Stick It To The Man. Now: Stick It To The Men.

'Saint Peter wants to borrow a lawyer.'

"I'm claiming diminished responsibilities."

'He's a rebel without a cause.'

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"