Political Rebel Gifts

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Though I used my vote to spite you, you'll be glad to know that I plan to use the next to annoy my peers.'

"You and your mood swings"

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

Then: Stick It To The Man. Now: Stick It To The Men.

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Choice is Obvious

"I beg to differ."

First O.M.G. church.

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

The serious corporation

Life is About Learning

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

Brain versus Religion.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Reading

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

"It's important to be authentic"

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

BLESS YOU

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Rush Limbaugh

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Adam and Adam