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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Though I used my vote to spite you, you'll be glad to know that I plan to use the next to annoy my peers.'

"You and your mood swings"

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

The Choice is Obvious

"I beg to differ."

First O.M.G. church.

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

Brain versus Religion.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Reading

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

BLESS YOU

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'Of course, I sometimes regret the tattoos a bit...'

God Rules OK.

Adam and Adam

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."