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Weapons of mass lactation

The Choice is Obvious

"I gotta be me!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I beg to differ."

First O.M.G. church.

Life is About Learning

Bertrand Russell

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Brain versus Religion.

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"He shows enormous potential."

Rush Limbaugh

"It's important to be authentic"

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is...you have to get out of your chairs!"

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

"You and your mood swings"

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

'To have and to hold...'

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

Then: Stick It To The Man. Now: Stick It To The Men.

I'd never dye my hair! Too many un-eco chemicals. Agreed! Plus, it's a capitulation to society's sick emphasis on female looks. So true. The only thing that lightens my hair is the sun! Mine too!