Policy Rebel Gifts

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

The Choice is Obvious

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Upload Filter

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Net Neutrality

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

GDPR compliant

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Federally Guidelined

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."