Regulation Rebel Gifts

'All these regulations take the fun out of capitalism.'

'Our research shows that heredity and environment are both very significant, but that neither is as important as government regulation.'

"I never dreamed it would be so difficult to give away money."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

The day the government stepped in to ensure our water was safe.

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"The government should look where I'm going"

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'No, no Mrs Watkins. Wrapping children in cotton wool flies in the face of all our health and safety guidelines. It's a terrible choke hazard.'

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'If you follow the correct safety procedure and hand over your cash, no one need get hurt.'

"They're infantilizing us!"

'Apparently ALL office equipment must be tested by a qualified electrician EVERY year!'

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

'If the FDA tested and approved it, then maybe you better not take it.'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

'We're celebrating you, Mister Small Business...so I brought you a gift!'

Net Neutrality

To Be Fully Compliant - Deposit 50 cents.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

No smoking, no open fire!

"Take us to your Mayor Bloomberg."

Stopping Uncle Sam adding rules and regulations to small businesses.

"Worse than paying too much in taxes, weget way too much government regulation for our dollar!"

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

"You can't get 'payment in kind' because what you raise is illegal."

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'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."