Regulation Renegade Gifts

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

"You don't want to mess with me, I have a total lack of respect for compliance assurance."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Don't just sit there, people - revise, regulation, reinterpret!'

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

'The cook did time for manslaughter with a Saturday Night Special. Not the gun, the dinner.'

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

Albanian Customs

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Time's running out for Africa

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Diabolical bureaucratic management

The New Square Mile Regulator.

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'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Net Neutrality

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

GDPR compliant

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"