Regulation Renegades Gifts

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

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'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Net Neutrality

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

GDPR compliant

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"