Regulation Renegades Gifts

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

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'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

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"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

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'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

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