Permit Renegades Gifts

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"Declared Victory Garden"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

"Whenever they low, I get high."

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

Nutri-Corp HQ. The FDA says we can call our speedy breakfast "enriched," "fortified" and "improved", but we can't call it food.

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.

"You don't want to mess with me, I have a total lack of respect for compliance assurance."

"Landlady alert."

Albanian Customs

'The cook did time for manslaughter with a Saturday Night Special. Not the gun, the dinner.'

'Don't just sit there, people - revise, regulation, reinterpret!'

Bruce and Shirley go about their daily routine, totally unaware of the vicious circle that lurks in the darkness.

"A double wedding was a good idea. Hope that your husband and my wife don't miss us!"