Permit Renegades Pillows

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"Declared Victory Garden"

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'

"Whenever they low, I get high."

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

"You don't want to mess with me, I have a total lack of respect for compliance assurance."

"A double wedding was a good idea. Hope that your husband and my wife don't miss us!"

"Landlady alert."

Albanian Customs

'The cook did time for manslaughter with a Saturday Night Special. Not the gun, the dinner.'

Bruce and Shirley go about their daily routine, totally unaware of the vicious circle that lurks in the darkness.

'Don't just sit there, people - revise, regulation, reinterpret!'

Supermarket checkout sigs read: 'Eight items or less; Cash only; I'll think of something.'