Rights Renegades Pillows

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Time's running out for Africa

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Labour Protests

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Grim liberty

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

UN human rights Commission has classified forced feeding of Guantanamo hunger strikers as torture.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

Women's Rights

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

"Sorry, sire, could it be under another name?"

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

'We've been disenfranchised!'