Rights Renegades Gifts

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Time's running out for Africa

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Labour Protests

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

Grim liberty

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

UN human rights Commission has classified forced feeding of Guantanamo hunger strikers as torture.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

Women's Rights

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

Nutri-Corp HQ. The FDA says we can call our speedy breakfast "enriched," "fortified" and "improved", but we can't call it food.

'We've been disenfranchised!'