Routine Renegades Pillows

Bruce and Shirley go about their daily routine, totally unaware of the vicious circle that lurks in the darkness.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"Declared Victory Garden"

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

RETIREMENT VOWS

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

Daily Commute.

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

The Rat Race.

"Same."