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Bruce and Shirley go about their daily routine, totally unaware of the vicious circle that lurks in the darkness.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"Declared Victory Garden"

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

The Rat Race.

All days are exactly the same for me, but somehow Mondays always seem to be the worst!

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

"I faked your New Year's resolution."