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Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Devil-may-care loans.

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"We were too busy ignoring the warning signs to pay attention to the projected disaster."

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

The Cowards Way Out.

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'My hubby breaks all the rules when he D.I.Y.s. . . but he breaks everything else as well.'

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

Nutri-Corp HQ. The FDA says we can call our speedy breakfast "enriched," "fortified" and "improved", but we can't call it food.

'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'

"You don't want to mess with me, I have a total lack of respect for compliance assurance."

"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"

"A double wedding was a good idea. Hope that your husband and my wife don't miss us!"

Bruce and Shirley go about their daily routine, totally unaware of the vicious circle that lurks in the darkness.

"I'm not playing with you anymore! You're just making the rules up as you go along!"

'Don't just sit there, people - revise, regulation, reinterpret!'

'The cook did time for manslaughter with a Saturday Night Special. Not the gun, the dinner.'

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