Risk-taking Rebel T-Shirts

'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Tough Teddies

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Australian punk

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

The serious corporation

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

Cows From The Streets

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!