Risk Averse Rebel T-Shirts

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Mainstream

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Chippunks

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

The serious corporation

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

Auld Gang Sign

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Intermediate Slouching.

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

The Establishment: Independent Thought

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

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Dennis Hopper