Risk Averse T-Shirts

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

End the Winter Blues

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Beware of stimulus plans.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Gambling on office building construction

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

Frankie and Annette.

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"Never seen a cow before?"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'Give him a chance...he's still new to the job.'