Risk Averse Gifts

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

End the Winter Blues

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Beware of stimulus plans.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Gambling on office building construction

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Frankie and Annette.

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"Never seen a cow before?"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

The pole bolt