Risk-taking Rebel Mugs

'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

The Surly Yoof

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'