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"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

'I'm sorry you got disqualified from the marathon dear.' 'That's OK. I just wish they clearly stated the rules to you before you entered...that way nobody ends up making a fool of themselves.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

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"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

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Net Neutrality

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

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"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."