Rule-breaking Wanderer T-Shirts

No Loitering.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'So who's smoking?'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

No wheelies.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"Welcome to Sandy Beach. Everything prohibited."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

Kissing ban.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

No Smoking in the Castle

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."