Routine Rebels Pillows

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"5:30? Already?"

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'Think' 'But not too much'

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Clock in, Clock out.

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."