Routine Reveler Pillows

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

You're the olive in my martini

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Jenga!!!

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Clock in, Clock out.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"He misses his commute ."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

I think we're alone now!

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

RETIREMENT VOWS

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

The Easter Bunny in August

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'