Ritualistic Reveler Pillows

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Spring Break!

Bath Time

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Happy National Pride Month."

Baptism in the Dead Sea

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"