Ritual Enthusiast Pillows

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"Rodney always gives the lottery balls a little extra lucky shake, just before the draw."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"I wish they did my celebration of life when I was there to enjoy it."

"You won't see the fire, it's a microwave hawan."

"My wife is obsessed with pickleball. It's starting to scare me."

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

So Far So Good

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Wednesday wave.'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

Stonehenge Bowling

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Office Hazing

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Indian Face Painting

Nadal's bottles

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.