Rituals Aficionado Pillows

The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Nun Fight.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

"I guess ten is enough."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

Stonehenge Bowling

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

Indian Face Painting

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Plagues

Abimélech

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Sweater Vestment.

Nadal's bottles

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."