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The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Nun Fight.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

R.C.I.A.

Pope Benedict 16th.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"I guess ten is enough."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

Stonehenge Bowling

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

Abimélech

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

Plagues

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Nadal's bottles

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Sweater Vestment.

Indian Face Painting

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."