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Commuting - Old habits die hard

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Spa

Friday

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

So Far So Good

R.C.I.A.

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Stonehenge Bowling

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

Office Hazing

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

"Here you are darling...breakfast in bed"

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."