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"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Spa

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

So Far So Good

R.C.I.A.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

'Got anything for a headache?'

Hypatia

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

Stonehenge Bowling

'Wednesday wave.'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

"Say when."

Zeno Gives Directions

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Viking Funeral

Baptism in the Dead Sea

The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

"Wine, known as 'yrp,' was often used as an offering to the dead. Which may explain the lampshade on his head."

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'