"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."
Ancient Rituals Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your ancient rituals enthusiast? Whether they're into historical ceremonies, mystical traditions, or spiritual symbolism, our collection offers funny and clever items that celebrate their passion. From mugs to art prints, discover unique ways to honor their interest in the mystical past.
"The gods must be on-line tonight."
Spa
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."
So Far So Good
R.C.I.A.
The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.
"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."
An astronaut dowses on the moon.
'Got anything for a headache?'
Hypatia
"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."
Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.
The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,
"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"
Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.
Stonehenge Bowling
'Wednesday wave.'
"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...
'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'
"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."
'Have you done any stand-up?'
"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"
"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."
Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...
"Say when."
Zeno Gives Directions
'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'
Viking Funeral
Baptism in the Dead Sea
The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.
Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'
"Wine, known as 'yrp,' was often used as an offering to the dead. Which may explain the lampshade on his head."
'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'
Ancient Rituals Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Ancient Rituals Enthusiast Mugs
Looking for more mystical mugs? Explore our collection of products that celebrate ancient rituals with witty and charming designs.
Ancient Rituals Enthusiast Pillows
Add some mystical charm to their home with pillows inspired by ancient rituals, symbols, and mystical arts.
Ancient Rituals Enthusiast Prints
Browse captivating prints that celebrate the mystique of ancient rituals, making them perfect for decorating any sacred space or personal collection.
Ancient Rituals Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase their interest in the mystical past and ancient ceremonies—perfect for everyday wear with a clever twist.