Daily Ritual Enthusiast Gifts

Commuting - Old habits die hard

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Spa

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Friday

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

So Far So Good

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'Wednesday wave.'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Stonehenge Bowling

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

Office Hazing

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Bath Time

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."