Morning Ritual Aficionado Gifts

"The doctor said to cut down on your caffeine...it's boiled shoe polish!"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

So Far So Good

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"Take me to your barista."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Wednesday wave.'

Eye Opener

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."