Morning Ritual Lover Gifts

'May I recommend the house blend?'

"Here you are darling...breakfast in bed"

Wife firing toast at husband.

Husband needs morning coffee - "Jerry can't talk - he's taking on coffee."

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

"Seriously? You want to challenge me now? Can't you at least wait until I've finished my morning coffee and today's newspaper?"

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

So Far So Good

R.C.I.A.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Vanity artist

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

"Take me to your barista."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'